im not going to lie... back in the day, about 7 years ago i bought the girl that i was dating at the time a pair of sperries. but back then they were new and not everyone in america between 8 and 25 had a pair. but dont we think that they have run their course? i mean how many people are going to rock them? every kid in middle school has them, including the emo kids who are all blacked out with a hoodie, super skinny jeans, and SPERRIES!! haha. what is the deal?
if you are thinking about buying a pair of sperries ask yourself these questions:
... am i a boat captain?
... do i want to be made fun of by kevin ?
... are these shoes way played out?
... why am i wearing leather with laces?
... whats that smell? (oh its my friend next to me with stankin ass feet, thats wearing sperries!!)
i guess this rant doesnt have much of a point but ive been a irked by these shoes for way too long. so please god people unite and get rid of sperries, unless youre a boat captain that is.
kevin
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